So what's your job??

[This happened a while ago but it just occurred to me as I was sitting
waiting for my relief]

I was filling a form with one of my patients (or clients - I'm never sure
what to call them esp' when they're not sick). I asked him what his
occupation was and he said he was 'in asset re-location'. So you see even
chav housebreakers can be ironic.

That's all.